What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Deuteronomy 17

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

You shall not bear false witness.

Bible.. Hm.?

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

I don't like

I like God is love and lives within you.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Lose lips shimk ships.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I don't like religions.

Your going to be alright just relax

Maybe leave out

This isn't going to, hurt.

But this is not

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Innocent before proven guilty

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?